Every town has an elm street

If you don’t believe us, look it up for your town! Just don’t forget that … One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, Better lock your door Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight, Gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, Never sleep again....

Dimensions are approximate. We can measure but it takes time away from raiding and pillaging. Also stain colors and finish can vary. It you want a specific stain we don’t offer that—but you can specify reddish (varies between Cabernet red to bruise purple), brownish(more of a chocolatey brown), gunstock (more of an orangey than reddish brown) and gray(like old barn gray)—but only if you contact us first!  We also have darker stains but they don’t give enough contrast to discern the artwork. There are a few oddbird colors such as pink, coral, or light blue but they are, well, odd. Don’t get me wrong. We like odd but how they react to wood grain is the odd part. 😢