Abduction

Nice commemoration of your first alien abduction. What? You’ve never BEEN abducted? That’s what everyone who’s been abducted says! Display in pride! Conversation starter for fellow abductees. Appx 5x12

Dimensions are approximate. We can measure but it takes time away from raiding and pillaging. Also stain colors and finish can vary. It you want a specific stain we don’t really offer that—but you can specify

• reddish (varies between Cabernet red to bruise purple)

• medium brown (more of a chocolatey brown)

• light brown (somewhat of a tan)

• maple (more of an orangey than reddish brown)

• gray (like old barn gray)

• natural (very light or no stain)

Specific colors are only available if you contact us using the Order special instructions box at checkout! We also have darker stains but they don’t give enough contrast to discern the artwork. There are a few oddbird colors such as pink, coral, or light blue but they are, well, odd. Don’t get me wrong. We like odd but how they react to wood grain is the odd part. 😢